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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 08:09 - Canada

Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 044
You deserved it 7 250

Same thing different taste

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Buttsexpirate 9

Seems like urine a bad place so you probably need a cool down. But hey it's Christmas and puppies are awesome!

Hey at least you have an adorable puppy for the holidays. Happy holidays, love!

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Puppies "relieve" themselves a lot - they're tiny lol. You could've stopped a few times on the way back, given him a bit of air and a chance to stretch his legs whilst going toilet. :) But no matter, you have him home now and that is all that matters.

dudeiwantcake 0

Hey what did you expect that it came trained? It's a puppy if course they'll pee on the way home moron

I don't know who you bought the puppy from but dogs should always be crated while in the car, or at the least restrained with a doggie seatbelt to prevent it from being projected during a car accident or even after slamming on the brakes. Also puppies make messes. They're puppies it's what they do.

Lol when I got my puppy (now a dog) he did the same thing except the shit was all over my lap and hands. xD

Its not that bad my pup has a submisive excited pee problemnot there fault and she was right puppys will pee for sure no matter what but sitting with the new own is vital and it pessens the anxiety

Welcome to the world of puppies! Mine puked all over my passenger seat while I was driving. And then while I was speeding home to clean out my car, I got pulled over and got a ticket. But puppies are really cute so it's ok!

You could have just gotten a puppy or dog from a shelter, saved their life, saved yourself the gas and the long drive.

why didn't you see if he will go before you put him in the car