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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 08:09 - Canada

Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML

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By PuppyPeeTimee. - 17/09/2010 06:30 - United Kingdom

Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML

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By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML

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By Debra2005 - 20/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

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By peetime - 24/07/2021 02:01 - United States

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By hold your horses pony boy - 18/04/2014 18:24 - United States

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By StinkyDogs - 27/03/2011 10:06 - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 17:07 - South Africa

Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2020 08:08

Today, I made sure my puppy went number 1 and 2 before taking them into a pet-friendly store. In the store, two ladies awed at my puppy, but as I picked him up I didn't notice he'd shat on the floor until they pointed it out, giving me a dirty look. Other customers glared as I picked up his smeared shit. FML

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By Patrick - 14/10/2012 04:39 - United States - Sulphur

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

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By Dogmom - 18/12/2018 17:30

Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML

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Sunday 25 December 2011 19:23

Seems like urine a bad place so you probably need a cool down. But hey it's Christmas and puppies are awesome!

margie2194 12

Sunday 25 December 2011 19:21

Hey at least you have an adorable puppy for the holidays. Happy holidays, love!

Comments

Shmace 4

Monday 26 December 2011 4:40

Bad sign if you're complaining on the 1st day!

ed1970 6

Monday 26 December 2011 4:52

You should adopt puppies/dogs/cats at a rescue shelter, not buy them.

simsimma88 0

Monday 26 December 2011 5:58

It happens. Puppy was probably nervous from being in a new environment. They experience anxiety to you know =P

Sugah_Shane1 2

Monday 26 December 2011 6:56

That doesn't make sense. Isn't that the point of the cage? So he has something to pee and shit in.

skylarbee 8

Monday 26 December 2011 7:05

When I bought both my dogs we brought a blanket so they could lay on it... So in case of accidents it only goes on the blanket. And none of the used it. Also if you wanted to crate the dog in the car you could have.

ingram450 3

Monday 26 December 2011 7:12

I say shoot the dig shoot the dog no seriously shoot it

nikolkaw 9

Monday 26 December 2011 10:09

Well she did say "for sure" so either way the dog was gonna pee! It happens :(

Hdw3 4

Monday 26 December 2011 10:50

Didnt think to let the puppy go potty before you left? Ydi

xgetxbentx 13

Monday 26 December 2011 11:47

...yeah, it's a puppy, they piss and shit. There's not much telling when it's going to happen until they're trained. That being said, puppies also pee due to their nerves, so if being in the cage works up the puppies nerves it will DEFINITELY pee. The lady never said it wouldn't go if you kept it on your lap. So if the puppy having accidents really bugs you, you shouldn't have one.