Kids: Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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Same thing different taste

By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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By aproudmom - 16/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Glen Head

Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML

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By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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It's called fashion Susan, look it up

By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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By Mary - 13/01/2013 15:49 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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It's just windy

By m…… - 05/08/2012 00:44 - United States - South Whitley

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

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iloveandy143 7

Thursday 5 July 2012 12:07

At least he's creative :)

sux4u121 10

Thursday 5 July 2012 12:07

Bloody Hell!

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I_Am_Hated 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 8:39

that's harsh of him. Period

sambudd14 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 14:26

Isn't dynamite red?! O.O

doglover100 28

Saturday 7 July 2012 16:23

Why do little kids like tampons

AliceLockehart 18

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:38

I think it's pretty funny. Come on, kids got a sense of humor. A little nonsense now & then is cherished by the wisest men.

DylansMomma 9

Thursday 19 July 2012 21:01

If you look on the bright side, at least they weren't used.

iRibb0n 3

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:23

Lolz , my bro did that too -.-

Bquillero16 18

Monday 17 December 2012 1:53

Sounds pretty funny to me

skye_walkers 20

Saturday 25 January 2014 22:45

Well as long as they weren't red and lit..

skyjayq 10

Monday 28 July 2014 1:02

I think that's funny but I'm a dude so sorry op

Sergei_Borodov 0

Wednesday 27 May 2015 14:47

Why is dynamite in quotes? Seems a little unnecessary.

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Same thing different taste

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It's called fashion Susan, look it up

It's just windy

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