Miscellaneous: Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went...

By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By uglychick - 05/09/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By DEAD inside - 15/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Pomona

Today, I woke up and brushed my teeth as usual. My brother had decided it would be a good time to prank me and rubbed a ton of salt into my toothbrush. A while later, he stood outside the bathroom door repeatedly saying sorry. It was Epsom salt. FML

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By Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

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By gross - 02/05/2015 18:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML

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Friday 6 March 2009 16:07

Your brother is a champ.

warmvanillasugar 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:05

lol how old is this little brother?!

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warmvanillasugar 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:05

lol how old is this little brother?!

cloverpi314 4

Saturday 1 May 2010 2:43

haha! ewww!

woody768 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 5:53

He's nuts! =D

Rallred32 20

Sunday 1 June 2014 22:04

Report him for child pornography.

tomorrowbroadway 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:07

Your brother is a champ.

yikesO_O 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:07

That's probably what you get. Karma sucks.

Clare420 0

Monday 24 May 2010 2:00

how the **** is that karma?? show the picture to ur parents.

nastenka_fml 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 16:24

bunny teeeth:D

nastenka_fml 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 16:26

it's a good thing:). E•:

jer13 2

Tuesday 6 July 2010 20:29

He was teasing the brother? So the brother got him back...

fyourlifelawl 0

Friday 1 October 2010 7:57

lol prolly like 15 that's when boys get disgusting haha ydi op

keke_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:09

hahahahaha! lesson learned

LD_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:24

your little brother is clever!

King_of_Kings_2 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:25

oh shit! your little brother is a genius! GENIUS!!

jackaaa 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:27

I like your little brother.

nah_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:28

little brother is just awesome!!

Jimboom 11

Friday 6 March 2009 16:31

Give your brother a loofa for his next birthday! ;-)

z4opv14 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:33

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