Kids: Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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Same thing different taste

By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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Nerf bullets

By aproudmom - 16/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Glen Head

Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as nerf bullets. FML

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By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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It's called fashion Susan, look it up

By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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By Mary - 13/01/2013 15:49 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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It's just windy

By m…… - 05/08/2012 00:44 - United States - South Whitley

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

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Thursday 5 July 2012 12:07

At least he's creative :)

sux4u121 10

Thursday 5 July 2012 12:07

Bloody Hell!

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iGottaFindBubbah 12

Thursday 5 July 2012 14:50

Hey the kid knows how to entertain! Hope they weren't used tho, if that's the case fyl op

mightymart 5

Thursday 5 July 2012 15:05

Hope they were used tampons! Those Will have the same effect as dynamite !

haj_fml 4

Thursday 5 July 2012 14:58

LOL I did this when I was like 7. Brought the tampons into school and told my classmates I would 'blow' my teacher's desk up if she pissed me off.

Arrawyn 12

Thursday 5 July 2012 15:14

Umm, how old is he?

Pandacupcakelove 26

Thursday 5 July 2012 15:23

Wow... Again I'm so thankful to not have younger siblings!

holierthanbloodx 5

Thursday 5 July 2012 16:46

Future Gokudera Hayato is in your midst.

Driveshaft 5

Thursday 5 July 2012 16:50

Used?

smiffie2002 3

Thursday 5 July 2012 16:51

Least it wasn't your boyfriend, ;) BANG lol

luvscomplic8ed 6

Thursday 5 July 2012 16:56

Hahaha my brother has done the same thing... Although they were completely opened and he said they were rockets O.o sorry op

EduJav321 24

Thursday 5 July 2012 17:06

That... Actually sounds pretty fun...

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Same thing different taste

Nerf bullets

It's called fashion Susan, look it up

It's just windy

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