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Thank you for not drinking and driving...
Don't worry! Your not the only idiot in Rhode Island. Every other person is.
Haha... Short term memory much?
You're lucky you didn't forgot your dick left in your girlfriend ******
that's so freakin stupid. have some cod liver oil tabs. its given to kids with poor memory!
People are being a bit mean, Ive done something similar when I walked all the way home from school, forgetting I had taken my bike to school that day. Mind you I was only 8 at the time.
HA-HA! Did the same thing, except I was drunk. But I luckilly remembered halfway though the phone call with the police. Had to play it of like "I just found a note from my friend saying he borrowed the car"...
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Dumbass
'The bastards left it outside the school, it's all good, I've got it now'