Health: Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't...

By Rach - 08/06/2010 14:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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Mad bastards

By oof - 13/10/2022 21:00 - United States - Steele

Today, my cats decided to start sprinting back and forth across the house while I was holding a cup of coffee. They both ran into each of my legs in unison, sending me crashing down on top of them. I also hit my head on the corner of a shelf and spilled coffee all over my neck, in addition to breaking the cup. FML

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Coordination malfunction

By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML

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By AussieG75 - 07/05/2013 14:18 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 20:22 - Switzerland

Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down…

By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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By Felix - 05/12/2018 14:30 - Ireland

Today, my 1 month old kitten peed all over my kitchen floor. I wanted to get some water out of one of drawers and slipped on the piss. My phone shattered and i dislocated my arm. FML

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Rescue cat

By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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ArmaNarma 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 19:02

That sucks. I'm trying to type this around my cat laying on the keyboard, so I feel your (emotional) pain.

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Tuesday 8 June 2010 19:05

nom nom nom

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elowyn4life 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 18:49

how can someone deserve this? shame on u 1600 something pol

kaissie5 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 17:34

Ok, I have burned myself before on my mom's curling iron. When I was FIVE! I STILL have a scar on my wrist! So "burn marks" can stay on your skin as scars. So suck it, thelionking555

pipp360 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 21:53

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jacob4848 4

Wednesday 30 June 2010 4:11

Cats will kill us all.

Babel_fml 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 3:26

yeah cats can be dumb little pricks i would know we have 2. i still love them though :) sometimes...

Babel_fml 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 3:28

i have two scars, one on each arm. one from when i burned myself on a straightening iron last year and one from when i was in the 6th when i mysteriously cut myself really bad but i dont know from what :/ so yeah, scars last.. and suck