Pipe down Mariah

By Confidenceruined - 28/12/2022 18:00

Today, we were at a friend’s birthday party and it was time to sing Happy Birthday. My crush was there. Wanting to impress him, I started out-singing everyone with runs and riffs. Someone said, “It’s just Happy Birthday, it’s not that serious, wannabe American Idol.” Everyone, including him, laughed. FML
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RawrXD 4

There is a time and place for everything. This was neither, and even worse actually because you tried to bring the attention to you on someone else's special day.

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RichardPencil 30

You're fired, and you're the weakest link, and you are not the father and survey says: X I don't know American Idol's rejection phrase so I cobbled one together from ones I do know.

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RichardPencil 30

You're fired, and you're the weakest link, and you are not the father and survey says: X I don't know American Idol's rejection phrase so I cobbled one together from ones I do know.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Imagine making a fool of yourself in public instead of just turning up at his house with his favorite booze and nothing on but a long coat. That's all men want.

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RawrXD 4

There is a time and place for everything. This was neither, and even worse actually because you tried to bring the attention to you on someone else's special day.

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Brightside86 30

I love that a website full of stories of idiocy and adulatory, singing happy birthday in a showy way is the convergence point for everyone to click "YDI"

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Studious_Gluteus 18

You need to find parties with fewer poopers.

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anothergenericuncreativename 13

you should only try to impress with your singing if you _know_ your singing is actually impressive.

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