Kids: Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it’s...

By meens42 - 30/09/2013 08:04 - United States

Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it’s too weird for his girlfriend’s kids to hear, because they call him dad. FML

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By forgottendaughter - 17/01/2010 14:41 - South Africa

Today, my father asked me to never contact him again. The reason? His "new" family doesn't know I exist and explaining that he has a 28 year-old daughter to his wife and his other children would be "awkward". I have siblings that I will never meet. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 17:00 - United States - LaRue

Today, a waitress kept calling me "Mom" and my dad "Dad". My dad (69) and I (38f) hang out a lot, and very often go out to eat, just the two of us. Either I look really old, or people think he's got it going on. Why? They ask me, "Is that your dad or grandpa?" Then ask him, "Is that your wife or daughter?" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

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By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

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By independant - 08/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Corvallis

Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Twinsburg

Today, I was pulled aside by my father's new wife and told, "You're not your dad's favorite anymore and you need to stop acting like it." FML

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By Jes - 28/06/2016 00:44

Today, my father called me to ask what my middle name is. He apparently needed to know it to remove me out from his will. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 13:12 - Belgium

Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2022 16:00

Today, my stepdaughter called me "Dad" for the first time. It was quite an emotional moment, until I realised she was just recording my reaction for a stupid TikTok, and didn’t really mean it. She’s pulled some pranks before, but this time I’m done with her, she can fuck right off from now on. FML

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By cait - 26/08/2019 15:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, within one day of meeting me, my stepmom decided to break up with my dad. Her reason being, "I love you, but I just can’t put up with the kid." I’m 'the kid'. I’m 28 years-old. FML

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victrin 12

Monday 30 September 2013 16:02

Doesn't seem like a man you'd want to call dad anyway.

Cristian89 29

Monday 30 September 2013 16:01

Sounds like he cares more about her and her kids than his own. FYL

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djs9213 2

Tuesday 1 October 2013 9:09

My daddy uncle gets mad when I call him that in public too what's up with this #inbreedredneck probzz

djs9213 2

Tuesday 1 October 2013 9:16

Shit kick the sum bitch right square in the dick cripple his baby maker hose for good

thejimler 9

Tuesday 1 October 2013 11:01

Since he is so insistent, you could instead start calling him 'asshole'.

dcats 13

Tuesday 1 October 2013 19:42

What an ass! You deserve better

angelabeth 2

Tuesday 1 October 2013 21:09

What a douche!!

JennNoVa 8

Tuesday 1 October 2013 21:17

Wow. F your dad. He's not worth it.

Nobody_Nowhere 12

Tuesday 1 October 2013 23:43

Woah, sorry about that OP. I'd be really angry if I were you. What was your response?

Morgiepoooh9822 17

Wednesday 2 October 2013 4:54

Call him "that asshole who isn't my dad"

cottoncandymango 17

Wednesday 2 October 2013 23:07

Wow... Biggest turn off ever.

debisnotonfire 4

Thursday 3 October 2013 0:55

woah, if that happened to me, I would address him as father.. hang in there..

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