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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

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By green and not with envy - 13/06/2014 20:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By daddydaughterWTF - 02/08/2012 00:06 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML

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By Dan223 - 01/10/2015 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 08:01

Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML

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By fugachumi - 07/08/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 21:29 - United States - Westfield

Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML

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Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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By Forgotten - 06/09/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML

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shamille 5

Thursday 2 June 2011 19:03

Your place must be on the way to someone he loves :'(

FlexT 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:53

Her dad DID give a shit.

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Natalie403 6

Thursday 2 June 2011 20:18

You shouldn't take that crap!

tellis1187 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 20:24

damn now thts bad

braasilianx0 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 20:57

lol I feel the love..

Pigpen181 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 21:02

This would be unexcepable .....If he left the bowl full and the seat up : /

TylersMB 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 21:49

well at least you saw him.

Eggers 2

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:07

Un-crowd your profile picture, it's starting to become a turnoff

laura031805 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:39

damn that does suck I hope he at least talked to you for a while

Monikabug 9

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:49

Not true. Your picture was never a turn-on to begin with, Boner baby. But it's what's on the inside that counts anyway.

Eggers 2

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:51

WTF are you going on about 40? his picture was sexy!

Monikabug 9

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:55

I guess it would be if you were into dudes who looked like they just crawled out of Deliverance. I prefer his picture on Sirinz so much more. *Drools*

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