By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 17:42 - Zambia

Today, my dad drunkenly confessed that the reason he never gave me the sex talk was because he figured that I'm too weird-looking and socially awkward to ever get laid. He's right, all too right. FML
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SammieIsabella 15

I don't understand why some parents feel the need to destroy their children's confidence. He should be building you up, not tearing you down.

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Makko 20

I thought I was too, then I changed the way I acted about myself. Try and make fun of yourself, it works most of the time;)

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Hauclir 14

One of the many problems money can solve.

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Fmlsea 28

if you act/ try to have some confidence and started socializing, you would probably find more people would start to take notice of you.after all you cant take notice of someone who always wants to blend in with the walls.

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worldclassrager 39

So your future girlfriend will show you the ropes for it...that might be fun...

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sbarua219 17

Don't worry OP, someone great will come your way! Don't have pointless, loveless sex like most people. Just stay strong and someone will appreciate you for you!

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vikky538 28

Tell your dad that every dog has its day. And one day your day will come too.

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iLuvfatchickz 4

He could have at least did it for practice

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NightKat 25

There's hope for you OP My overtly weird and super awkward friend just got a girlfriend and has a better sex life than me.

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jdykid 13

Sex is horribly overrated OP wait till you find someone who likes you for you, social awkwardness and all :)

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LonelyMusician 14

My parents never gave me the sex talk. I'm In the same boat as you.

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