Intimacy: Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to...

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 08:21 - United States

Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By fsdjhgasjlhg - 03/08/2013 06:46 - Australia - Cairns

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

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By lexiibabe - 25/06/2019 18:30 - United States - Attleboro

Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML

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Rich531 21

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:17

that's not the breast way to start the day

hugoni2000 20

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:17

**** the season...

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trellz17 19

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:31

Or maybe he did pass the news along....

XxDanno316xX 27

Sunday 24 January 2016 1:19

Are you suggesting the mom intentionally sent her **** to the OP? You sir, are nasty :)

trellz17 19

Sunday 24 January 2016 7:20

Very nasty. :) And screw all of you who thumbed me down. It was a joke.

thatsjustgreat1 16

Sunday 24 January 2016 7:24

thumbs up cause you a real og

trellz17 19

Sunday 24 January 2016 16:53

Oh I try.

DoomSkuller 28

Saturday 30 January 2016 1:18

Giggity!

RIoJG 3

Saturday 30 January 2016 17:49

Ha ha ha! Awesome. Ha ha!

914smv 18

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:34

at lest it was your moms!

Alup132 22

Sunday 24 January 2016 1:17

How would that be good?

SquidgyOmAm 24

Sunday 24 January 2016 1:24

It means OP's dad wasn't cheating @21

ezrajab 22

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:40

That is wrong on soo many levels although what's a few **** among friends?

HoboMeth 33

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:40

Sell pictures to your friends, good bussiness

Obito_Uchiha651 17

Sunday 24 January 2016 5:03

Why would you even do that to your own mother

Nezumi04 20

Tuesday 26 January 2016 19:38

What the **** is wrong with you?

TripleDallas123 15

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:42

Is your mom hot? I need new fapping material.

pedinhuh 23

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:46

Might need a brain bleach after that.

Mewsmash 9

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:48

That sounds bad, but it could have been a lot worse. She could have sent to you on purpose.....

sweetgal4598 10

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:14

could have also been someone else's ****

juturnaamo 29

Sunday 24 January 2016 0:51

Sucks for you, but it's awesome that they still have that kind of relationship! My husband only gets tit pics if one of us is traveling for work.

graceinsheepwear 33

Sunday 24 January 2016 1:39

Seems like you could change that. Send some now!

Mabae 9

Sunday 24 January 2016 1:56

At least it was your mom, and not another woman

tomvertigo 17

Sunday 24 January 2016 1:56

Did you respond with a picture of yours? That's the fun way to break the news to her that she just sexted her son.

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