Love: Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend...

By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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By Cindy - 20/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By Beefballs - 29/07/2009 06:22 - Canada

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

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By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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MaramaBreaksFace 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:01

Your aunt is a bitch.

emer_helena 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:03

If they get married that's gonna be really hard to explain

Comments

z_x_c_v_b_n_m 0

Friday 31 July 2009 21:32

oh, man, that sucks. reminds me of hamlet a bit.

xoxoqueen 0

Friday 31 July 2009 22:35

lol.. wat a dad..its more like Fuhk ur mom's life!

Nick402 0

Friday 31 July 2009 22:39

At least it's not your aunt on your father's side.

shultzie_sjs 0

Friday 31 July 2009 22:41

so... lets get this straight, if they have kids, would she call them cousins, or siblings... and if she has kids, are her kids still cousins, or are they now step siblings... this is what i call "keeping it in the family"

FoundManyLemons 0

Friday 31 July 2009 22:42

So?

lunaroseemh 0

Friday 31 July 2009 23:18

that is disgusting. i feel sorry for you and your mother.

Muninn 0

Friday 31 July 2009 23:44

I feel you, dude. My mom (who also split with my dad when I was very young) went out on a date with my paternal Uncle. A date. One. Because (even though I was only about eleven) I waited until he left and said "Jesus CHRIST woman! What the hell are you doing?!"