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By Anonymous - 02/08/2014 00:20 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, my dad was doing FaceTime with a friend. He turned his iPhone towards my sister and said "There's my daughter..." He then turned it to me and said "...and there's my ugly son", then walked away. I'm still not sure if it's a joke or not. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

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By suze44 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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By Damn - 26/06/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out my dad goes to therapy. Confused, I asked him what was going on. He said, "You" without any hesitation. I don't know if he's joking or not. If he is, I don't find that very funny. If he's not, I don't even know what I've done. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 07:00 - United States - Eau Claire

Today, I was talking to a friend on the phone, asking him pick me up for a cookout while his kids were yelling in the background, asking where my friend, their dad, was going. He jokingly answered them, "To pick up my ugly friend." They quickly replied with my name, out of the dozens of friends he hangs out more with. FML

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By bambam - 12/05/2014 16:01 - United States - League City

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

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By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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Saturday 2 August 2014 15:36

Just tell him like father like son

briang959 47

Saturday 2 August 2014 15:38

He could've said 'here's my other daughter'.

Comments

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Saturday 2 August 2014 16:23

You should know your dad's humor by now,,

powelale0000 19

Saturday 2 August 2014 17:02

And you should know where the period is on your keyboard or screen.

CurlyQute 17

Saturday 2 August 2014 16:24

It was most likely a joke

brandoneyez1 25

Saturday 2 August 2014 16:38

It was a joke.

LaLince 40

Saturday 2 August 2014 16:49

It would only be a real problem if you were a girl.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 2 August 2014 16:56

It could be a code him and his friend have ugly could mean anything or Universally Great Lovely Young-gun

kendallfireHD 16

Saturday 2 August 2014 16:58

That's not even that bad. It was probably a joke.

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Saturday 2 August 2014 17:19

Sorry about that!

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 17:30

"Ahhhh the ugly son. The one you told me about about" The guy said

Enslaved 36

Saturday 2 August 2014 17:39

"I'm so ugly But that's okay, 'cause so are you We broke our mirrors Sunday morning Is everyday for all I care And I'm not scared Light my candles In a daze 'cause I found God"