By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
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scottovious 0

If the shoe fits wear it proudly... IDIOT!

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jennybenny318 0

How do you know if OP's a girl?

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urdirtyolduncle 15

OP, you left out the part where he got "20 likes"

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Cmliedtke 0

who said it was a girl... and either way, on the FML app it has a female sign in the corner of the FML so there ya go.

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krazy_glu3 0

hah!!! your dad is hilarious!!

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Anaxes 5

Holy shit #10, really? Being completely mentally deficient, I tend not to notice these things. You are a credit to the academic community you no doubt founded being so immensely smart, you obviously must know every single decimal place of Pi and be able to tell the exact amount of molecules in a piece of steel just by seeing a picture of it. I think I'm going to start a religion about you, being the smartest form of life in existence.

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mitri_fml 3

No need to flame people for short simple statements..

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Anaxes 5

#41 - I will decide who to flame and when for I am your god Xivilai Anaxes.

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ShadyFTW1 0

Nah, 37 was a win. Nice job 37.

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Anaxes 5

Yes, you should stop ruining my Cheerios.

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jennybenny318 0

Well it doesn't show up on my itouch.

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cheex87 0

hahaha! your dad's got a good sense of humor!

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mmmskittles 3

and is apparently on facebook. what a catch. too bad your mom got there first.

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FYLDeep 25

He just thought that was a retarded form of birth control OP.

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atomicbaboon 0

Don't worry, we've all been there.

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DocBastard 38

Lies! You can't prove that I've ever called OP an idiot.

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WhiteFlagWarrior 2

Damn, manu women for DOC. The bottle is from thee latest one, no?

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thatfrenchguy 8

Doc, I'm going to need your help on this one because it's early and I'm not sure but...there is a mistake in the fml right? "my kid's an idiot" would imply that that "an idiot" of the kid is the subject of the status. just curious because no one has pointed it out.

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Necromal 2

56 "Kid's" is a contraction of "kid" and "is." therefore it's not in the genetive tense but the accusative.

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Bk130 0

Ask yourself, if your kid fell down that stairs, would you do the same? I would lol

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mmmskittles 3

better question is: if your kid fell down and no one was around, did it really happen?

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Bk130 0

Hope not because the first thing on my mind would be "Dam do I need to take her to go see a doctor?" LOL

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angel55033 12

soooooo how many "likes" did he get? lol

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