Kids: Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the...

By BrokebyKids - 06/09/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML

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By icecreamer - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I went over to get some ice cream. I found a rare parking spot in front of the store, and even had change in my pocket. After feeding the meter, A lady comes up to me and tells me that the meter was free after 8 o'clock. I paid 50 cents for it. I was 50 cents short for my ice cream. FML

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Giving!

By junior07 - 31/05/2017 22:00

Today, I gave my niece a $100 bill instead of a $10 so she could buy ice cream. When I realized my mistake, she never returned it but thanked me and gave me a big hug. Now I don't have money for gas or food all week. FML

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Change

By notip - 15/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I was at work, when this guy came in and paid for his ice cream, then handed me a dollar. I've never gotten a tip before, so I looked at him and said, "Thank you so much, I appreciate it." He stared at me with a weird look for a moment, and then said, "Can I just get that in quarters?" FML

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Money for nothing

By Broke Bitch - 05/05/2016 21:48 - United States - Albertville

Today, I went to buy some frozen yogurt. I filled up a cup and the cashier rung it up. The total price was $6.92. I only had $5 in my wallet. So I gave her the $5 bill and went to my car to get more money. Little did I know, there was no money in my car. So I drove off. Leaving the $5 behind. FML

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By Scottie Too Hottie - 27/06/2016 22:49 - United States - Pontiac

Today, I waved money at a passing ice cream truck and it kept going. So apparently I can't even get a date with a Sno Cone. FML

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By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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By Demetria - 20/08/2012 22:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML

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By Liz - 09/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML

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By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

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By monkey2069 - 13/05/2014 13:58 - United States - Elgin

Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML

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Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:19

If she was young enough to think using a fifty is ok, sounds like she wasn't old enough to be going out to the truck alone, so.... yup this ones on you OP.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:16

CHASE AFTER HIM AND GET YOUR MONEY! Or 49 more Popsicles.. your choice.

Comments

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:36

Is it really warm enough in New York for the Ice Cream Man to be doing rounds.

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 7 September 2010 2:09

It was probably just a pedophile.

FerrariCake 2

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:43

If your daughter isn't old enough to know the difference between a $1 bill and a $50 bill, then she shouldn't be old enough to know how to take money from your wallet and she's not old enough to run outside the house to visit the ice cream man. You deserve it. Consider it a $50 fine for not taking care of your parenting duties. If you don't start soon, dealing with your daughter will get much more expensive as she gets older.

oogyboogy 6

Tuesday 7 September 2010 4:31

when i was like 7 i once took a can of beer instead of a coke. all i knew was that they were in cans...

conor1992 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 22:05

I once took a tecate from the fridge thinking it was a coke. all I paid attention to was the red color.

cadillacgal79 32

Tuesday 26 August 2014 22:00

I once almost took a sip from my mom's Malibu thinking it was my water, they're both clear!

DaSexyBeast 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:43

your lucky the ice cream man didn't go for the 2for1 deal if you know what i mean

littlexlion 4

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:45

I wonder how old your daughter is... Hell, for all we know, if your daughter is old enough, and you weren't present during the time of transaction, she could have kept the rest for herself.

ButtBabe 3

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:51

$1 dollar Popsicle + 1 Shiney New iPod shuffle = $50, yeah your daughter's a smart one.

haggymypants 3

Tuesday 7 September 2010 2:19

it's your fault for letting her get her own money, but then you have the icecream truck driver who basically robbed you.

ViiciousDreamz 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 5:30

it's obvious she kept it

substitutes 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 2:22

The ice cream man needs to live also

tj79 3

Tuesday 7 September 2010 2:32

the ice cream man is a douche for taking all that money from a kid

PixilatedGrace 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 2:39

The icecream man thanks you for the tip! :D He will no longer stop by your house in fear that you will want your $49 back :)

perdix 29

Tuesday 7 September 2010 2:46

I'm thinking your daughter is 38, lives at home and weighs in at about 350. I'll bet she scarfed down about 30 bucks worth of frozen treats, and gave the ice cream guy 20 bucks to show her his cherry Popsicle and two scoops of vanilla ice cream.