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By graciegold95 - 06/12/2014 16:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my daughter decided it'd be funny to change the time on my clock. My boss didn't think it was funny. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2016 20:14

Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML

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Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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By Johnnogood - 09/10/2012 13:57 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

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Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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odod777 28

Saturday 6 December 2014 19:44

Explain to him what happened. He will understand.

Attacksloth 33

Saturday 6 December 2014 19:50

When you get home, treat it as if it's the right time, and make your daughter go to bed at 5pm.

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miianah1 22

Saturday 6 December 2014 19:52

You must have been ticked off.

Lazy_B_ 11

Saturday 6 December 2014 19:56

wait until they get older than prank them back.

Compgeek1996 5

Saturday 6 December 2014 22:29

*then

Auromo 14

Saturday 6 December 2014 19:59

sometimes kids are a pain in the ass but you always love them in the end.

feven 32

Saturday 6 December 2014 20:02

I don't see the humor in that prank.

okaydisarray 17

Sunday 7 December 2014 5:36

it's because she didn't do it right. you're supposed to set the clock forward so that he gets up super early...not late.

FailStaff 15

Saturday 6 December 2014 20:27

Tell your daughter that because of that little trick of hers you got fired and convince her you will lose everything and live on the street, make her learn a lesson!

drizzy11 18

Saturday 6 December 2014 20:49

well I'm glad u still have a job OP.

foxwasalamb 24

Saturday 6 December 2014 21:40

"getting born" never heard that before

UH60 26

Saturday 6 December 2014 21:56

Am I the only one who does this and sets snooze to ON for all just in case? 1st- alarm to wake me up out of sleep 2nd- to make me coherent so that 3rd I actually wake up for real 4- Really, get the **** out of bed 5- This time for real.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 7 December 2014 6:53

Nope, your not the only one, although I only have 4 alarms but for the same reason :) Very slow to wake!

THEEEEO 3

Saturday 6 December 2014 22:14

Tell your boss to get his own clock!

gantoman 13

Saturday 6 December 2014 23:20

Uh. What?

Thorzix 23

Saturday 6 December 2014 23:35

36, the joke flew right over your head

Lockerch 14

Sunday 7 December 2014 1:58

Maybe set a password on your phone if you haven't already and use your phone alarm haha so no one else can change it :)

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