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What a dick!!!
What a penis !
Survey says: Phallus! Sorry guys, you don't get any points there.
make him a sammich!
I take it u have not met every1luvsboners......
Agreed
I would kick his ass!!
with your giant juggs?
lmao XD
you should lock your phone.
you idiot, read it, it says "I checked my PHONE and IT said 10:33"
51 - And it says at the end that the boyfriend changed the time on her clock.
my mistake, i should have reread the FML.
That is no joke. That's pretty passive aggressive...
the first thing i said when i read this was... arrrr fuckk !!! :/
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What a dick!!!
Man that sucks, dump that zero and find a hero!