Kids: Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral....

By bear - 26/03/2013 11:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML

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Same thing different taste

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Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2012 04:07 - United States - Aurora

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

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By arghgffhdfg - 15/07/2012 00:22 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 21:44 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML

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By Alice - 28/08/2013 10:33 - United States - Happy Valley

Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML

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By Angie - 24/03/2011 19:07 - South Africa

Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML

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By LostSoul - 10/07/2019 02:06

Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 07:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML

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By :( - 19/03/2013 20:12 - United States - Hilton Head Island

Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML

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Judgemental much?

By Anonymous - 26/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, no matter how well we tried to raise out daughter, things aren't looking too bright. I was present, I listened, and she told me her problems. My husband was always there for her too, no matter what. She works and studies but her role models consist of celebrities and girls who sell themselves on OnlyFans. FML

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xxmollyxx 25

Tuesday 26 March 2013 16:05

Help her? I doubt even she would find Nicki Minaj appropriate for a funeral, even if she does like her.

abhi95 31

Tuesday 26 March 2013 16:05

Maybe they'll come back alive and die again!!

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TrilliousDivine 9

Tuesday 26 March 2013 21:25

Maybe Fly would be one to remotely come close to decent for a funeral.....then again maybe not.

blackparade009 14

Tuesday 26 March 2013 21:43

COFFINS WHERE MEANT TO FLYYYYY

Geekyandproud 19

Tuesday 26 March 2013 21:45

Why would you let her listen to that shit?

Plasmalaser 11

Tuesday 26 March 2013 22:03

Well u do only live once...

Ziggy122 15

Tuesday 26 March 2013 22:18

Nicki Minaj scares me. She looks and sounds like some fembot/cyborg thing about to spontaneously combust.

ethanman82 8

Tuesday 26 March 2013 22:47

may i recomend the zac brown band

Mackay92 14

Tuesday 26 March 2013 22:54

people like you really annoy me who cares what you listen too respect the person who died

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Tuesday 26 March 2013 23:07

*t-t-turn me on* what kind of funeral is this?!?

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 26 March 2013 23:11

That does not count as music. More like a noise.

melkymac101 17

Tuesday 26 March 2013 23:40

Ok thts not true she is the best

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