Animals: Today, my dog pooped on the floor, and the Roomba my sweet boyfriend...

By pamcakes - 09/07/2016 17:14

Today, my dog pooped on the floor, and the Roomba my sweet boyfriend bought me as a housewarming gift, ran over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 01:50 - United States - Wilmington

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML

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By 99Problemsandfml - 08/11/2012 19:03 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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By JamesFuckingBond - 23/12/2016 21:05 - United States - Burlington

Today, I dropped my wedding ring on the carpet. Just as I was about to pick it up, my Roomba sucked it up. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By justpeachy1989 - 26/05/2016 14:06 - Australia

Today, I finally tested out my new robot vacuum cleaner. My puppy decided she would test it out too by leaving a brown surprise for it to find, which it did. There are now brown marks in every room of the house. FML

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By simple living - 29/04/2015 02:43 - United States - Austin

Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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Sunday 10 July 2016 14:26

Roomba does not work with number twombas?

ScratchCatPower 32

Sunday 10 July 2016 13:05

Technology strikes back! Yikes, I've seen a bunch of times with reviews that Roombas don't do all that well with pet feces. Apparently it smears it everywhere. That must have sucked to clean up.

Comments

anonimous77_fml 5

Sunday 10 July 2016 16:37

oh man this reminds me of Dj roomba of parks and rec

jbuiel123 18

Sunday 10 July 2016 18:28

You mean ex-boyfriend?? *extreme sarcasm making fun of all of the psychopaths on this app*

Arkham_Callabero 15

Sunday 10 July 2016 19:52

I'm sorry, but did you even take a moment to think when writing this comment

Felling 14

Sunday 10 July 2016 20:04

Unfortunately, rarely anyone thinks before they type or even speak.

Grisha_fml 18

Sunday 10 July 2016 20:11

you should have totally seen that one coming...

trump2016 2

Sunday 10 July 2016 21:55

That's what can happen when you have a robot do YOUR work for YOU.

joana_g_06 19

Monday 11 July 2016 9:28

so I'm assuming you wash your clothes by hand because you don't let your machine do YOUR work for You, right

luke73tnt 17

Monday 11 July 2016 4:39

I'm sorry bro

mattrd_fml 31

Monday 11 July 2016 21:37

You must have a faulty roomba. Those things are designed to go around anything that might be on the floor, whether it be a toy or a steaming hot pile of crap.