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By whyyyyy - 17/05/2020 23:00

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Today, after months of dating, I finally saw my boyfriend naked. Turns out he has a micropenis. I assured him that I like him for who he was and that we could explore other things. He said no, because oral and sex toys are "immoral." FML
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Lande Venter 3

If he can't compromise, leave his selfish ass.

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icalledhisname 12

I’m dumbfounded. It makes no sense that he thinks vaginal sex is okay and oral isn’t. Sometimes I just don’t understand people. Okay, a lot of the time, not sometimes.

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fjvitt 14

Maybe he’s a grower and not a show-er

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Roxy Rousseau 11

Looks like you got the short end of the stick

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icalledhisname 12

I’m dumbfounded. It makes no sense that he thinks vaginal sex is okay and oral isn’t. Sometimes I just don’t understand people. Okay, a lot of the time, not sometimes.

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Taylor Caldwell 10

Usually cognitive dissonant religious zealots

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Lande Venter 3

If he can't compromise, leave his selfish ass.

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DoctorPALO 14

You're all full of it. Length DOES NOT MATTER. All of the nerves are at the opening of the ******. Girth is more important by far. Fingers can do the same job. If you're that much of a size queen, go buy one of those huge ****** and let him find someone who REALLY "loves him for who he is."

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Crowned Sataness 12

do... do you have any idea what a micro penis is? they're called micro for a reason

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kt1973 3

Says a guy with a micro penis.

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TexasKitten79 6

1. Some women like longer penises because they enjoy their cervix being bumped during sex. They also enjoy it when the Gspot is hit. 2. A micro penis doesnt have any girth. I have seen a micro penis, it was shorter than a pinky toe and thinner than a pencil. 3. OP already said she was fine with his size, but the boyfriend wasn't willing to do anything to sexually please her.

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Crowned Sataness 12

yeah if he's not willing to compromise to make sure you're satisfied at all, just move on. there's no hope for a happy long term, he's just a waste of time at this point

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Brightside86 30

That sounds rough, goodluck. There is a surgery to increase penis size, so this is a solvable problem.

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LadyRen 20

Why don’t they email us about that surgery instead of pills then? 😂

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Alexander McCall 5

Because there's more money in treating the problem instead of curing it.

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1known 30

If you leave him, it won’t be because of the size of his penis but because of the size of his brain.

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Alyxandrea Loffer 12

you didn't learn these beliefs beforehand? you really wanted to date someone who viewed female pleasure as immoral and are now going to complain? are you 15?

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JasonThorn 20

I think he meant that using toys as part of the act was immoral. And since sex outside of marriage is ALSO immoral, probably a good idea to dump him, because double standards will mess up a relationship.

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