Animals: Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened...

By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By notmyrealname123 - 25/08/2014 00:08 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

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By nick - 18/05/2012 07:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By Raven - 31/12/2016 17:24 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML

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By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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By Buyingagun - 08/04/2020 05:00

Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML

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By Ceecee - 22/03/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML

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StupidBunnySuit 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 9:34

Chihuahuas don't really look like squirrels. Giant demon rats, on the other hand...

xxxxshanexxxx 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 9:33

SQUIRREL!!!!

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DoubleAgent00 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 15:02

Chihuahas can cost up to $2500 dollars, good luck douchebag. Why would you let the dog out to chase squirrels anyway?

asherah14 7

Saturday 21 January 2012 19:51

Anyone who spends $2500 on any dog is an idiot. It's completely natural for most dog breeds to chase small rodents. Most dogs won't catch the rodent, it's good exercise for both animals, and often a game for both. My parents got a dog for the family when I was a kid. He spent a lot of time outside on the nice days and the squirrels loved to play with him and get him to chase them. He never caught a single squirrel but he enjoyed the game.

max_wilder 9

Sunday 10 April 2011 15:02

good job asshole

chappy5 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 15:31

this is more of a win

tayza249 20

Sunday 10 April 2011 15:43

You disgust me.

doc_j 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 16:05

i fail to realize what yall are getting so pissed about. i think that many of you fail to realize that a dog is still an animal that still has natural instinct to kill and to protect its territory even if it is another dog. dogs dont have the same thought proccess as humans there for u shouldnt be pissed or cry if it kills a dog a bear a squirrel or a human. ITS A ANIMAL!!!!!

jennnwoww 2

Sunday 10 April 2011 16:28

He opened the door so the dog would kill..if he hadn't opened the door there wouldn't have been a problem.

mdcrain 1

Tuesday 12 April 2011 1:21

keyword Domestic!!!!!

jennnwoww 2

Sunday 10 April 2011 16:26

that's ****** up.You are a complete heartless jackass. Dumbasses like you shouldn't be allowed to have pets in the 1st place.

choirnerd9 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 16:43

Chihuahuas ******* piss me off, especially when their owners don't even bother to lock them up. I've been chased by at least five in the past few weeks >.>

Cigar 11

Sunday 10 April 2011 16:43

Encouraging your dog's prey drive when you know they have the desire to kill is 100% irresponsible and ignorant. You sent him out there with the intention of killing which IMO means you used your dog as a weapon. The dog isn't to blame for having a prey drive or a deranged owner though, he shouldn't be killed. He should be removed from his home and put into the care of a rescue who will work on his behavior, which has now become out of control. How are you going to feel when Animal Control shows up with a warrant for your dog, in order to destroy him, because of something YOU did?

ELoni_fml 25

Wednesday 28 May 2014 2:03

Thank you! My thoughts exactly. OP should not have pets

Wolfhowl85 3

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:00

Either you're blind or a lying tool.

dasfro 2

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:06

wow the arguments people get into keep me entertained for hours, i am ussually more intrigued by the comments than the FML. It makes my day go faster. So thank you guys.