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By me - 20/04/2015 01:46 - Canada

Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML

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By The One - 28/08/2021 05:01 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML

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By sen - 19/02/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML

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Cool beans

By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML

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By my_only_friend - 03/06/2013 04:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML

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Lost

By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 14:22 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML

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#rude

By friendless - 19/03/2018 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I invited my only friend to my birthday party and she said no, not because she couldn’t go, but because she didn’t want to. FML

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By Anonymoose - 08/09/2015 19:12 - United States - West Long Branch

Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML

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By Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

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By hopeyoushityourintestinesout - 08/06/2013 00:16 - United States - Everett

Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML

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Drama!

By RUFckingSrs - 22/12/2015 02:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

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c_wyld 21

Monday 20 April 2015 10:52

Tell her: "In this country, you drive, you party".

DocDrose 20

Monday 20 April 2015 10:53

Dayum, what a burn! but seriously, that's awful, op! maybe you want to evaluate whether they deserve to be your friends

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prvncess 12

Monday 20 April 2015 11:15

pretty sure I wouldn't have given her the the ride, that was beyond rude

blackunicorntear 8

Monday 20 April 2015 11:18

I Just remembered that my car only goes to parties i'm invited to!

pooldude 24

Monday 20 April 2015 11:23

please tell me you didnt give that rude ass a ride!!

DarkSoul666 12

Monday 20 April 2015 11:39

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rehadb 10

Monday 20 April 2015 11:40

Drop her off in the worst part of town, where the hookers hang out.

WaltzingPhanthom 23

Monday 20 April 2015 11:44

Well, usually it's the students who party and the teachers who look on.

Kitsi 14

Monday 20 April 2015 11:44

I hope you told her she could walk or get a ride from someone who was invited.

havahnegila 22

Tuesday 21 April 2015 0:59

She should have asked a person who was invited to begin with!! Smh

Cads1 24

Monday 20 April 2015 11:46

That ride would have been a touch awkward.

Justin1459 16

Monday 20 April 2015 11:55

That's really messed up, they really shouldn't be your friends if they act like that. Tell them to get another ride. Sorry OP.

alkoy 4

Monday 20 April 2015 12:17

they were probably just banging, there was no party.

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