By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 11:49 - Malaysia

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML
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Spinach 0

Nice. Dolphins enjoy a good joke like the rest of us.

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j_inks23 19

Dolphins are horrid creatures FYL OP

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Kirbyzx 16

Well, I'm not pointing fingers, but highly trained dolphins like that rarely bite without being ticked off somehow...

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droxursox319 8

Dolphins are vicious. They kill (and rape) more people a year than sharks do. Yes, dolphins rape people.

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taylorzgoines 16

has anyone heard about the gangs of wild dolphins that rape and kills divers? Google it, it's a real thing

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Abidawe 15

You must be a terrible person, Dolphins are great animals and have a keen judge of character, if they attacked you they don't trust you.

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