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By Alohaporno - 03/08/2011 18:31 - Canada

Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer as "extremely naive." I don't know what's worse, that he found my porn or that he's better at hiding his. FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By silver bear - 15/05/2021 17:00

Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By redhanded - 28/05/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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dolphincheddar 10

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:07

It's not hard to hide ****. And he's obviously a veteran

HolyHandGrenade 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:26

YDI for hiding your **** in the folder named "not ****".

Comments

haydenbro03 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:33

hey 101, shut the **** up.

frankwolf86 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:40

ur dad rules

kaykay20 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:44

If you really want to hide the fact you are interested in **** go to online **** sites then delete your history, downloads, cookies, and temporary files afterwards. Also using the file shredder from spybot helps to delete any trace of the files left of your computer.

Wakepro21 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:45

you watch it? wow!

JPLovesAnimals 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:47

Why hide it?? But anyway. YDI for having it in plain sight. And if you didn't. Then your dad is a stalker. FYL!

whitneyphan1520 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:50

Why would he even care to find out if u watched ****

Egnar 19

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:58

We're not in the 70s, 80s or 90s anymore - Free **** on the internet doesn't suck as badly as it used to and there are plenty of places to find really good quality stuff. I laugh at anyone who 'stores' **** on their harddrive, why waste the harddrive space even if you have several terabytes? Pop on firefox, turn on private browsing and do your deed.