Intimacy: Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer...

By Alohaporno - 03/08/2011 18:31 - Canada

Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer as "extremely naive." I don't know what's worse, that he found my porn or that he's better at hiding his. FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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Privacy

By silver bear - 15/05/2021 17:00

Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By redhanded - 28/05/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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dolphincheddar 10

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:07

It's not hard to hide ****. And he's obviously a veteran

HolyHandGrenade 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:26

YDI for hiding your **** in the folder named "not ****".

Comments

franceypants 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:12

your fathers watches ****?

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:15

Maybe wait until you are old enough to get your own computer, jackwagon.

Egnar 19

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:35

I have my own computer, I've purchased my last 3 computers on my own actually. . .The first one being, years ago, hobbled from years of saving birthday money - Now having a job makes it that much easier. HOWEVER, in my household I'm also the only person [out of 3 others] that takes care of their PC so more often than not even though my PC is my own I end up sharing it with prying eyes [with rules of course such as 0 downloading or I start password protecting, to prevent what happens to their PCs from happening to mine]. Short Story: Just because dad looked at his computer doesn't mean he isn't old to have his own - Hell, his parents very well could have visited HIS place and borrowed HIS computer.

emmaa3451 11

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:23

Like father like son...:p

ladyreal420 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:30

the fact that u hide it is lame... y do men hide it n r ashamed of it???? if its so embarrassing y even use it n jack a small dick to??? men r perverts n r stupid........