By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 00:07 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 692
You deserved it 4 697
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thatgirlincali 13

This fml needs more details.

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woainishamu 21

Looks like your father banged him before you.

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Comments

OnlyTheDarkest 17

Well lemme tell you son, it ain't no fun, starin' straight down a 44.

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HowieDoIt 21

Mister, i'll give you three steps in my book for making that awesome reference.

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Skarkie321 18

I read this comment in a country accent..

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BigJoeZD 16

God DAMNIT I KNOW where this is from! I just... I just can't make my brain work enough to piece it together :(

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aecribb 14

Well look at the comments before you and you should be able to figure it out. Just think Lynyrd Skynyrd

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marcranger 28

I thought the bride-to-be was supposed to blow the groom away, not her father! I also thought the shotgun was supposed to guide him towards the altar, not away from it. FYL, OP.

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Savner 16

Good look explaining to future guys why your first engagement didnt work out.

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imdabess 9

1st. I think you should be taking care of your fiance instead of posting this on fml. 2nd. not f your life, f his. He was the one who got shot, not you. Glad he's ok, but you're going for the sympathy, not him.

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HowieDoIt 21

I know he shot the fiancè, but hopefully he didn't shoot the deputy.

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tragicnightmare 15

i've heard jokes saying that a father will hold a shot gun at the door if a boy ever tries to come near his daughter. . but this is a bit much :/ im sorry OP, i hope things work out somehow

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smooches722 6

That sucks :( I hope you can work it out

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