Love: Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is...

By Nalya - 27/12/2008 10:26 - France

Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 23:02 - United States - Merrimack

Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML

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By onthemarket - 08/09/2010 19:46 - United States

Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

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By gutsforme - 11/08/2010 10:40 - New Zealand

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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Waiting around

By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 14:46 - Australia

Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML

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Brave boy

By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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No gifts for you

By Birthdaypoop - 20/06/2022 12:00

Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

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You deserved it 4 757

By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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You deserved it 3 557

By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

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Tuesday 19 May 2009 11:40

This just happened to me too ><

sm0508 0

Friday 1 May 2009 13:25

Ouch :(

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sm0508 0

Friday 1 May 2009 13:25

Ouch :(

24788 6

Saturday 2 May 2009 7:04

#1 I did not know that.

1daggs 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 11:40

This just happened to me too ><

BlumpkinDinner 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:14

haha bitch

NoNaMe5 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 18:58

I did not know that #1. And I'm sorry that your fiancé is such an asshole

quizikall 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 0:48

hes not an asshole, he just chose a bad time to break up

Struan 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:31

Burn LOL

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Sunday 7 June 2009 6:05

o my god, thts terrible!

Numba22 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:02

i'm sorry.... but i laughed my ass off. and #1 i didnt know that either. thats good to know. thanks

DWdizzy 0

Friday 17 July 2009 5:37

a comedian

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:13

I would have socked him and then dumped his butt out. That really stinks!

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Today, I came out as lesbian and introduced my new girlfriend to my family. My mom angrily told me that I should have waited until my grandparents had died before coming out, and that I was "extremely disrespectful" for making this announcement. I honestly thought everyone would be fine with it. FML

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Today, on the eighth day of my diet, I met up with my study group. Everyone was snacking on junk food while I stuck to carrots. Someone put a Snickers bar on the table. "God, I want you," I thought. Turns out I was thinking out loud. The guy next to me inched his chair away. FML

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Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML

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