Today my friend and I had a heated argument. He was so upset...

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By Broken_glass - 03/12/2017 00:44

Today my friend and I had a heated argument. He was so upset that he punched my window and shattered the glass everywhere. I now have a huge gaping hole. It's winter, and I live in Canada. FML.

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