Transportation: Today, my friend drove me me to catch the 8 pm train. Running... - FML

By Lo - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, my friend drove me me to catch the 8 pm train. Running late, we screeched into the parking lot at 7:57, stopped the car in a 'no stop' zone. I said goodbye to my friend, sprinted to my train and barely made it. Then, with the train in motion, I noticed my friend's car keys in my hand. FML

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Thursday 16 April 2009 8:07

ATTENTION: I AM THE ONE WHO POSTED THIS FML 1. I think it's hilarious how many of you think it is fake. 2. If you've ever posted on FML before, you'll know you can only put 300 characters which means details are left out. 3. We were running so late that my friend ran inside to scan my ticket (I bought online so I had to get the actual ticket from the counter) while I got all my bags from the car. I grabbed the keys out of the car because I met her in the lobby to exchange keys for tickets (I didn't want her car to sit there running in the middle of the street.) We were so flustered about catching the train , I snatched the ticket and took off running for the train. We didn't even realize we didn't switch back the keys. FML

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Jimboom 11

Wednesday 15 April 2009 12:01

Lol. You just unknowingly Pwned your friend. One thing though. If he was driving why were the keys in your hands? You would have had to reach over, take them out the ignition and then run. Doesn't make sense.

ben26_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 12:08

why would you have his keys?

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justwhatever1234 5

Saturday 18 January 2014 9:32

Well that is good for me me but what about you?

cwl727 32

Wednesday 19 March 2014 5:20

Why did you have your friend's keys? Weren't they still in the ignition when he dropped you off?

Exhayle 20

Wednesday 9 April 2014 9:15

"Your friend drove me" See from this I can assume you were in their car, why would you have he's keys if you were a passenger?

Exhayle 20

Wednesday 9 April 2014 9:17

"My friend drove me"**

CraZedMadMan 16

Thursday 12 June 2014 5:32

What he was driving his friends car?

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 10 December 2019 16:14

This makes no sense. If your friend was driving why would you have the keys?

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 22 December 2021 7:29

This makes absolutely no sense. He was driving and you reached over and yanked out the car keys before you got out?

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