Miscellaneous: Today, my friend installed this new application that shows you...

By boylookingirl - 30/01/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, my friend installed this new application that shows you what a girl would look like as a boy and what a boy would look like as a girl. Well I'm a girl and when it was my turn it didn't change. FML

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You deserved it 5 019

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Same thing different taste

By Peter C. - 22/01/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 234

You deserved it 10 426

By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 295

You deserved it 3 068

By lookslikeaboyapparently - 19/10/2010 21:23 - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 580

You deserved it 5 994

Bad hair day

By Hairdresser On Fire - 01/10/2019 18:05 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I mistook a little girl for a boy. Unfortunately, I only realised my mistake until after I'd cut her hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 731

You deserved it 1 891

By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 631

You deserved it 5 834

By mydaughterisdisturbed - 12/08/2013 00:58 - United States - Huntingburg

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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You deserved it 5 858

Bigfoot

By Hairy ass - 08/02/2024 00:00 - Germany - Frankfurt am Main

Today, in the locker room, I saw a girl with a nice hairless ass changing in front of me and the only thing I could think of was how hairy my ass would look if I dared to change in front of other people like she did. I’m also a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 442

You deserved it 183

By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 992

You deserved it 6 897

By ugly5402 - 06/01/2010 21:05 - United States

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 283

You deserved it 26 792

By matish - 20/09/2018 13:30

Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 013

You deserved it 198

Doortje 29

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:03

Nothing wrong with a tomboy :D Besides, those apps suck anyway.

firecopy 6

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:59

what is the app called?

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ManderPandaa12 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:22

Those apps are a waste of time.

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:24

There's some people out there that I can't tell whether they are male or female, I doubt a shitty app could do any better.

lilponygurrl 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:34

are you sure your a girl?

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:43

I know, I hate when people post FMLs over an app.. it's like really? your life sucks because of an app?! -.-

ChibiGirl5 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:43

it must be broken cause if you look like a guy then wouldn't it show you what you looked like as a girl??

xoxsmileyfacexox 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:50

it must be a failed app then ! lol

swaggupby2 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:12

YDI , for being black

ManaUser 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:15

This just means you have double the number of people who could be attracted to you.

Bakachu 7

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:15

Thanks c; I was trying to copy a picture so it's not really original ;/

DocBastard 38

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:17

So is your name Pat? Chris? Leslie? Francis? Alex? Cameron?

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 27 May 2012 6:25

My name is Alex. Dx

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Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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You deserved it 14 171

Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

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Today, I had an amazing date with an amazing guy, but he hadn't realized he doesn't have time for a relationship, and I don't have the emotional capacity. It's just the wrong time. FML

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You deserved it 191

Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML

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You deserved it 12 745

Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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You deserved it 6 491

Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 831

You deserved it 7 049

Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML

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You deserved it 97

Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra Oh. FML

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You deserved it 18 411

Same thing different taste

Bad hair day

Bigfoot

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