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By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

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By BMTH2296 - 21/03/2014 23:42 - United States

Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML

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By bluntedone - 03/02/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

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Quite the gamble

By Anonymous - 25/03/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML

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Night on the tiles

By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

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By abc - 27/05/2009 10:15 - Pakistan

Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

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By happy bday - 17/09/2010 04:02 - Canada

Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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By azmom - 27/03/2012 17:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Sunday 24 July 2011 9:22

please tell me you didn't get a lap dance from her.

HahaYDI 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 9:24

Did you get some sort of family discount?

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RiDER1111 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 11:45

on the bright side, look at all the new friends you'll make.

myleshoops 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 11:52

Incest is wincest; put your sister to the test!

MsJoyfull 4

Sunday 24 July 2011 15:43

Why go accross the street, when you can go accross the hallway?

geekstinkbreath 9

Sunday 24 July 2011 12:21

What's so wrong with being a stripper?

keyboo 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 17:01

I don't think he means there is something wrong with stripping but the fact he saw his sister stripping

Bdubwv87 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 12:40

Did she look good

crazyxrican 3

Sunday 24 July 2011 12:49

that's some family bonding right there

PotatoesEpic 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 13:06

Hey now. My boyfriend's mom is a stripper, she's actually a pretty decent lady. With a nice car. :P

badactor009 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 13:25

Give the girl a break! You, Dad and old friends from HS are probably the last people she wants to see in there. It is what it is. You could play it for potential hookups. There is nothing hotter than sister friends and coworkers! My advice is to jump on your sister's team on this one. Call her or take her to coffee and tell her it was a surprise and awkward for you seeing her there but you are not judgmental about it. Then keep your mouth shut about that with old friends and family. Her business is her business. If they bring it up, tell them you already knew about it and nothing more.

FML_14u2c 14

Sunday 24 July 2011 17:59

+1 Well spoken and very supportive. It's not like she'll stop being his sister...

Captain0bv10us 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 13:30

Hah. Loved how you phrased this.

Buni 3

Sunday 24 July 2011 13:45

:o that's just weird

thelastlucifer 17

Sunday 24 July 2011 14:09

you should chip in and help her to pay for her car as well :)

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