Kids: Today, my girlfriend accused me of being insecure and feeling...

By StabStab - 11/01/2015 13:03 - Belgium

Today, my girlfriend accused me of being insecure and feeling threatened by the fact that she has a daughter from a previous relationship. She's vaguely right; I feel threatened, but mainly because the psycho keeps threatening to stab me to death when her mom isn't around to hear. FML

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By SE011194 - 24/05/2014 06:14 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML

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Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML

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Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

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Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2022 06:00

Today, my wife is convinced I don't love my daughter. Why? She got her first boyfriend recently, and I was friendly with the lad, instead of doing the stupid "overprotective dad" routine. Apparently, not feeling the need to act like a dumbass sitcom character means I secretly resent my family. FML

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By yarhyun1 - 19/08/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convinced that I'll start beating her someday. She's started taking martial arts classes, and threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustrated with her. FML

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Size isn't everything!

By Franklin - 18/12/2017 19:00

Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML

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By send the army please - 02/05/2016 06:51 - United States - Elizabeth

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML

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PenguinBitch 43

Sunday 11 January 2015 23:38

Try to record her saying it.

rieebee 23

Sunday 11 January 2015 23:34

Talk to them about it.

Comments

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Monday 12 January 2015 0:51

Then break up

rachb007 11

Monday 12 January 2015 1:03

If you don't like her kid, do her a favor and break up with her.

caleb_ohs 8

Monday 12 January 2015 1:11

Run just ******* run. They sound like somebody you don't want to **** with. If she's saying that already then if yall get married if could be bad.

HeartYou101 31

Monday 12 January 2015 1:13

As shit as that is and that the child sounds very jealous and is clearly upset, how can she try stab you? Like, does she chase after you with a plastic screwdriver from a toy toolbox or something when her mam isn't looking? I hope so, because if she has something sharp like a knife or scissors, I'd rethink the relationship with that women for allowing/not keeping an eye an that girl and being irresponsible...I'd probably ring the social services too for the child's safety if that's the case! What's going on is seriously not cool, especially if the young daughter is actually carrying around something sharp...

HeartYou101 31

Monday 12 January 2015 1:17

Wait, I just re-read the FML and it says she girl THREATENED to stab you...Again, does she actually carry a weapon to threaten you? Hopefully she's only all talk, but I would definitely get this sorted with the mother ASAP...It sti does not seem normal for a young child to be saying those type of things...

HeartYou101 31

Monday 12 January 2015 1:24

*still

ZombieSazza 34

Monday 12 January 2015 1:32

Talk to your partner. If she ignores or disbelieved you then try and get a recording or two of the child threatening you. Show your partner the evidence, if she continues to ignore you then you may need to rethink your relationship.