Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities...

By Anonymous - 14/01/2016 12:51 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML

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You deserved it 18 787

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Same thing different taste

By Chad - 14/08/2010 17:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML

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You deserved it 4 073

By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 565

By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

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You deserved it 7 998

By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 915

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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You deserved it 5 195

By crushed - 30/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

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You deserved it 7 114

By SweetStuff88 - 15/11/2012 13:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML

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You deserved it 9 711

Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By ken - 19/07/2011 07:40 - Canada

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

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You deserved it 3 603

By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 07:09 - Australia - Burwood

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML

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You deserved it 2 961

b5b0n36 27

Thursday 14 January 2016 17:53

well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?

IcedSapphire 27

Thursday 14 January 2016 17:53

Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.

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crash 7

Wednesday 11 January 2017 17:25

<p>OP I will murder you if you don't reply our comments</p>

martucha854 11

Monday 18 September 2017 5:16

You sooo ydi. You basically let her do it so what's the problem.

Zach Ertzberger 7

Wednesday 11 October 2017 20:07

Don't agree to stuff like that if you're gonna get mad when it happens.

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Same thing different taste

Sounds hot

Thanks, I hate it

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