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By dreamdude - 20/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

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You deserved it 4 064

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By Unculturedsimp - 19/05/2020 17:00

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I got her pregnant and didn't own up to it. I wouldn't have blamed her if it didn't actually happen in her dream. FML

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Self-fulfilling prophecy

By Dave - 04/10/2012 14:44 - United States

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Username - 20/08/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

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You deserved it 2 676

Do you remember?

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 1 804

Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 395

By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 03:14

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML

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You deserved it 1 338

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 067

By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 745

You deserved it 3 597

Another birthday ruined

By Michael - 13/02/2021 09:30 - Australia - Southport

Today, my girlfriend of one year broke up with me because I started having PTSD induced night terrors. On my birthday as well. FML

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You deserved it 92

devaraja42 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:44

How is that a bad thing? At least now you might find somebody with a good amount of common sense.

bob1124 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:45

I ******* hate it when people blame you for things you did in THEIR dreams. My mother used to do that to me all the time.

Comments

Erindub 0

Monday 21 September 2009 8:49

****

Mnemic 5

Monday 21 September 2009 10:42

I think you should be happy about it! ;) At least you got rid of her pretty easy.

MichixLuvsxU 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:24

Be thankful, she's an idiot.

DrMorbid 0

Monday 21 September 2009 14:21

Man, good for you. She's obviously psycho. You stay away from those next time.

galad2003 0

Monday 21 September 2009 15:03

Better to get rid of the psycho now before its too late.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Monday 21 September 2009 15:11

She was looking for an excuse to dump you, plain and simple. GET OVER IT.

pasty1234 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:35

A girl I was seeing didn't talk to me for three days because I left her to fend for herself during a tornado in a dream. Bullshit.

wilt 0

Monday 21 September 2009 17:29

Consider yourself lucky. That is a headcase and you are lucky to be out.

AdamGD 0

Monday 21 September 2009 18:15

girls can be retarded like that. i dont know why or how to avoid it. you are out of luck dude. try telling her that she is overreacting and to get over it