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I suppose you don't remember what did you tell her last night, when you had drunk sex with her... Oops! Sorry, OP, I thought you're not reading. Actually, I think you should meet her and ask about that mass-texting. If she's a *****, then let it be breaking up, if she wants to marry you, than clarify the situation by talking to her. Maybe, it's a prank, maybe, it's her crazy sister, maybe, it's not her phone number and you're mistaken. Maybe, you just want to post something on FML so much that you have even imagined everything yourself. Your life is in your hands, and it depends on you about "How to react". So, I won't say "FYL", because you still have the right to change everything. Or, at least, to make it better. And something about "Kicking some asses": Make love, not war.
maby you should send her a text about your "preg' wife"?
and they say men are scum
She sounds desperate.
combo x4?
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At least she informed you :)
Consider it a BIG bullet dodged. She's obviously a *****. You'll do better in the future.