By Anonymous - 02/05/2012 11:05 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 149
You deserved it 2 511

Same thing different taste

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Makes no sense. Sounds like she needs to get her mind straightened out.

perdix 29

She's probably ******* that cantaloupe already! You didn't stand a chance against that leather-skinned melon, you poor bastard!

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You gotta combine both sentences. "I don't want to break up, but I think I'm better off alone." sorry op

It's self explanatory! She is clearly a lesbian

So every time you get dumped you viciously lash out in hopes to hurt them? Seems pretty immature...

Sounds like she wants to go out there and experiment, she's entering that bisexual stage of her life FYL, OP.

This sounds like creative editing to me. Sounds to me like she's only your "girlfriend" in your head. Here's the way it really went down: "I don't want to break up with my boyfriend, so no I won't go out with you! You're just stalking me. Now get out of my house! I think I'd be better off alone." The truth comes out.

perdix 29

Um, perhaps, you possibly coud be a wee bit indecisive. Maybe, maybe not, I don't know. Was it a conversation or a monologue?

Maybe she's confused about something that happened, if she calls or tries to reach you be there for her, id say she's prob goin through something

KiddNYC1O 20

12 is right. It's just like when someone starts off saying, "with all due respect" and then goes on to say something rude.

Welcome to "twilight" 4, she loves you, she loves you not, she is confused, wait she love loves you.. but again she would be better off alone. :)