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Obligatory joke about Alabama

By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 10:00

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Today, my son has to go live with my brother, because he got his half-sister pregnant. FML

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By Host grandfather - 21/09/2018 06:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 17:04 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML

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By you guys suck! - 27/12/2021 11:03

Today, I realized how absolutely shitty my family is when my brother brought home his third girlfriend this week. They all smiled in her face, knowing full well my brother is a cheating asshole. Not to mention, she’s pregnant with his kid. I wasn’t allowed to date til I moved out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 16:23 - Sweden - Alingsås

Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 02:30

Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML

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By anonymous - 03/12/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

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By ishyboo - 27/02/2016 22:59 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML

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By Daddy_issues - 02/06/2018 05:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 03:16 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

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mike3775 35

Tuesday 9 August 2022 12:32

Anyone else hear banjos while reading this?

AzraelAngelus 15

Tuesday 9 August 2022 12:43

What in California is wrong with him

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mike3775 35

Tuesday 9 August 2022 12:32

Anyone else hear banjos while reading this?

Bogrbon 27

Wednesday 10 August 2022 5:20

I hear rape whistles. If the son is moving out, chances are he’s older than the half-sibling and is being forced to move because he’s a sex abuser and can’t have any contact with his victims.

AzraelAngelus 15

Tuesday 9 August 2022 12:43

What in California is wrong with him

Radulf 8

Tuesday 9 August 2022 17:59

Why did he get her pregnant? Wasn't she involved too?

Tabby Rosas 8

Tuesday 9 August 2022 21:23

you say your son....had to live with your brother...am I reading this wrong or are you the half sister??

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 10 August 2022 1:59

Her son is going to live with his uncle.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 10 August 2022 14:07

Is your brother in prison? Because that's where your son should be.

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