Love: Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time....

By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

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Denial

By Unreciprocated - 25/02/2016 06:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML

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By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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By dharp7 - 16/11/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

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By xX-SaD-FaCe-Xx - 24/11/2009 10:04 - Singapore

Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML

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Thursday 28 January 2016 8:58

Too bad for her, I really hope you dumped her sorry ass. Especially if it happened this early on (I assume).

whysojealous 18

Thursday 28 January 2016 9:08

Yes because nothing says "I love you" like cheating on your significant other

Comments

randomLOL_yas 11

Thursday 28 January 2016 19:54

You best dump that loser.

CharlotteColeman 6

Thursday 28 January 2016 20:02

No, don't break up with her. I say a second chance. If she does it again, that's when you dump her. If she says it won't happen again and you like her, then she won't. If she does it twice, she doesn't love you

jefferyboss2421 6

Thursday 28 January 2016 23:28

Drop her it ain't worth it

Jachin357 28

Friday 29 January 2016 22:07

then she must not truely love you. I hope you sacked that sorry a**! find someone who will actually love you and mean it. cheating hoe.

duhbeezneez 3

Saturday 30 January 2016 5:42

I made an account just to tell you to dump that chick. it'll never be the same bro even if you somehow find it in you to forgive her. most likely you won't and you don't want to be thinking about who's she with or turn into a crazy jealous type. trust me it sucks... up to you but it's better if you rip the bandaid off quick.