By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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ThuNDeY 23

Look at the bright side, your brother's in for a few fun conversations.

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Bragi 12

Be glad, OP, you dodged a bullet there.

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Quicky5_ 16

I know you are probably hurt right now but you dodged a huge bullet in the long run, stay strong!

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thejokingguy13 12

Just...just keep cool and burn the bitches house down...wait don't do that, you'll go to jail. Ok here's the plan, punch your brother in the face and then the balls, tell her she is a cheating **** and that you hope she steps on a Lego. Also buy a plane ticket to anywhere but there and become an old wise man that helps people on their journeys while simultaneously fighting crime. Or you could buy a bottle of rye, drink yourself silly and find a better girl, the choice is yours

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PhantomKitty 26

I honestly think I would prefer being punched in the face to stepping on a Lego. That shit hurts.

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noellebelle626 19

Well if you look at it it's better for it to be his then have a child with a cheater. I'm sorry, I hope things work out. Much more deserving of Someone else

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