Love: Today, my girlfriend told me that her fear of PDA has gotten...

By uggg - 23/01/2015 18:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, my girlfriend told me that her fear of PDA has gotten so bad, she doesn't think she'll even be able to kiss me on our wedding day. Her parents are going be there and she can't imagine showing affection in front of other people, let alone her parents. FML

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By fml9124 - 20/03/2020 18:00

Today, my girlfriend's 8-year-old daughter decided that I'm going to marry her mom and send her to an orphanage. I blurted out, "Marriage?! No one's talking about marriage!" Now my girlfriend is mad at me, and her daughter is still scared of me. FML

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By IDon't - 13/10/2013 10:49 - Australia - Berkeley Vale

Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML

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By BFfail - 15/08/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed, because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML

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By ... - 29/12/2010 15:24

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

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Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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By OhNo - 02/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Castlewood

Today, despite the fact of being together two years, and having a daughter, my fiancée still refuses to tell her parents about us. We're getting married in six months. FML

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By bigjohn106 - 17/07/2011 12:34 - United States

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

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By apparentlynotengaged - 04/07/2019 11:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my fiancé won't tell people we're engaged because his mother doesn't approve, and he doesn't want to upset her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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DomoCarter 8

Saturday 24 January 2015 0:02

That's tough. There's nothing wrong with her, she's just very insecure. Either she'll get over it or feel EXTREMELY guilty /: Hopefully her opinion changes as you help her pick up her self esteem

qwtf 14

Saturday 24 January 2015 0:00

Therapy. Quickly.

Comments

EmoKami 21

Saturday 24 January 2015 0:21

Better start practicing! Start by kissing in front of your windows or by going to parks, doesn't have to be long...but if you can show her there's nothing to fear maybe she'll come around.

HofstraGirl 14

Saturday 24 January 2015 5:31

Holding hands in public is a great way to start. I completely agree with the whole practice thing #13.

danielhartlesss 13

Saturday 24 January 2015 0:26

Maybe on the honeymoon yall can go all the way and hold hands

xninix_fml 36

Saturday 24 January 2015 0:35

Well if they're alone it won't matter.

Sansational_ 18

Tuesday 1 March 2016 0:13

kek

LeavenSilva 27

Saturday 24 January 2015 0:32

Maybe when the moment arrives she'll want it enough that she'll be able to overcome her anxiety.

xninix_fml 36

Saturday 24 January 2015 0:37

Yeah hopefully op :)

UhHuhHoney 20

Saturday 24 January 2015 0:36

Aw! I remember I was like that but with time that changed.

WitEluded 13

Saturday 24 January 2015 0:49

"Has gotten so bad" implies it is getting worse. She needs to talk to someone.

man_in_black08 28

Saturday 24 January 2015 0:58

She is fine. Kissing is something very affectionate and many people would rather show their affection within their private lives instead.

Jkjklkl 14

Saturday 24 January 2015 1:12

Just tell everyone to turn around first

Sideshowray94 8

Saturday 24 January 2015 1:41

Therapy before she becomes psychotic!

chriisteex 10

Saturday 24 January 2015 1:42

When my aunt got married, she covered their faces with a transparent paper fan because she's too thinks PDA is awry. It was still very much romantic!

chriisteex 10

Saturday 24 January 2015 1:45

I forgot to mention that I'm Asian so it wasn't really unorthodox at all because it sort of went with the theme. At first she was like "no I can't kiss you in front of my family!" Then she pulled out the fan. It was chuckles and aw's!