Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As...

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 865

You deserved it 11 974

Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Can't talk right now

By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 08:01 - Canada

Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 600

You deserved it 666

In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 799

You deserved it 18 369

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 962

You deserved it 784

You OK hun?

By notexactly - 29/12/2009 00:48 - Sweden

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 136

You deserved it 3 335

Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 454

You deserved it 761

By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 132

You deserved it 29 764

By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 817

You deserved it 37 518

By arctic1 - 27/05/2009 09:45 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 323

You deserved it 68 692

Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 118

You deserved it 30 917

Late reaction

By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 350

You deserved it 664

guy_whos_sad 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 23:31

The situation........ *puts on cool glasses" ......at hand. YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 6 March 2011 23:27

Awkwarddd!!

Comments

travis1980___ 0

Monday 7 March 2011 20:40

This still is a story about you getting a handjob. No one gave me a handjob today. I don't see how this is an fml.

MRSladyFACE 0

Monday 7 March 2011 20:45

Your mom is an impatient, weirdo for carrying on a conversation with you while you were in the shower. You shouldn't have put yourself in the situation 'at hand' if you didn't want to risk getting caught. The FML does not say that she walked into the bathroom. It's very easy to scroll back to the top of the page a read it again. She walked past the bathroom door and started talking to him. What is wrong with you people?

gotbiscuits 0

Monday 7 March 2011 22:18

When you go to the bathroom with intentions to get naked you're supposed to lock the freaking door. what's so hard about that?

Flippy04 0

Monday 7 March 2011 22:23

It says walked by in the post.

Shermanator1 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:05

hell yeah

b00z3nw33d 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:35

******* gross i wouldnt be able to stay hard with my mom talking to me...

ganksta_ikm 1

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:14

you are soo dumb he said talked not walked in really really dumb

mandi4murphy 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:20

YDI for not locking the door or telling her to leave xD

dansco 24

Tuesday 8 March 2011 3:05

You got your jollies and said hi to your Mum, better than her walking in on you doing it... People have sex whilst on the phone to their parents... Get over it!