In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

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Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
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daringtoride 27

WHY would you have sex in the shower when there was a chance your mum or dad would be home, come home early, etc? Goodness.

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daringtoride 27

WHY would you have sex in the shower when there was a chance your mum or dad would be home, come home early, etc? Goodness.

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kingotter 4

Because a horny mind does some stupid things

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tralala453 22

She could always have come home unexpectedly.

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SlenderMann 10

At least she didn't walk IN the bathroom...

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loloalltheway 23

#1 i won't like your comment because it has 69 likes, DON'T RUIN IT PEOPLE!!!

CorruptAngel920 18

1- Well we don't know the whole story. OP's mom could have visited their apartment without notice!

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KrazieKleo 13

49- I disliked your comment because it had 13 thumbs down. I'm hoping people get it to 69 or above soon...

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defferwa 9

My brother and his girlfriend have sex every morning and my mom, dad, and I are up.

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kyragoat 2

Why is parents being home a reason to not have sex?

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janro72 10

idk maybe the couple lives together and the mother wanted to pay them a surprise visit..

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chocolateisyum 12

Now you know not to have sex when your parents are home! At least she didn't accidently or purposefully walk in.

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OhAidan 7

On the bright side, she seems like a nice lady.

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Beeftinkle 13

Why the hell would the mom do something like that, bitch mind your own business.

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TheOnlyKittyKat 15

Well 37, it was HER house and HER son. So, the "bitch" was minding HER business.

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A7XCamaro 19

48 - It doesn't say anywhere that it was at the mothers house.

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Feared 9

It actually has a fancy name, and it's pronounced "doo-sh".

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happle 21

I don't think a douche and a towel are the same thing.

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Stefan1994 7

I'm sorry 30, but you're very incorrect.

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LarryLaDouche 13

#68 It looks as if an alien is trying to bust out of you...

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Jakeymd 9

Maybe he was at his own house and his mother let herself in.

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beachchick9498 5

Ugh my mom does this all the time! Sadly, I don't have to worry about her walking in on me having sex...forever alone:(

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gman90210 18

I agree you a good looking woman don't see why your forever alone. But I am in the same boat. Forever alone.

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retyi43 14

oh yeah.. you'll need a towel alright. and maybe a second shower

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cyborgmexican 6

Why would you have sex with your mom in the house????

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kriz_allizwell 6

He had sex with his girlfriend, not his mom, jeez...

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ichliebekekse 11

I'm pretty sure he meant it to mean, why would you have sex, while your mom is in the house?

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ShyAnn29 14

8, this is why it's important to use commas.

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Inheritance 10

I prefer to have sex with my mom outside of the house.

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superminty 18

Ah, English morphosyntactic ambiguity. It's really more a problem of inflection than commas.

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RedPillSucks 31

And this, Internet kiddies, is why grammar is important.

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alfred07 18

Personally speaking that I thought that your meaning was apparent.

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mimiminx 23

Something different? You crazy people, you!

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aJaguarinRed 9

I know! I'm thinking, this is different? Ha!

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kkillaj 5

What's so fml about this? I'd just say yeah we do she's pretty wet

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Well I can see why yours didn't get picked..

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smilequeed0222 7

You live with your mom? I bet thats sexy

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