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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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By Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that "old people are allowed to tell the truth". FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 12:02 - Romania - Iasi

Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML

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By wowgranny - 22/12/2016 20:08 - United States - Tooele

Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML

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Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By al0406 - 22/03/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML

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By oh - 06/12/2013 21:20 - Denmark - Viborg

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

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By 5minsolder - 08/02/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 11 June 2013 0:56

And he's the senile, blind one.

Jaccob 5

Tuesday 11 June 2013 0:57

Just reply: "Yup, I got my looks from you".

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Zoeythedinosaur 17

Tuesday 11 June 2013 2:05

Well, your personality must be far better than his anyways. Be thankful for that. Your grandfather sounds like an ass, so personally, I wouldn't take anything he says along those lines seriously. Who is he to say what's attractive and what's not? Everyone is different.

kdbernie10 3

Tuesday 11 June 2013 2:07

Maybe in his generation you would've been considered ugly, but times have changed so that may not be the case anymore.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 11 June 2013 2:09

Old fart!

CookieLovesBoo 16

Tuesday 11 June 2013 2:19

Every woman is beautiful * not everyone's opinion is the same .

PipingMouse 14

Tuesday 11 June 2013 2:28

I'm sure he just needs to get new glasses, OP. Don't take comments like that to heart. All women are beautiful in their own way. That is what makes them unique.

AngrySailor 17

Tuesday 11 June 2013 2:37

Well, he has been pretty devastated since Matlock was canceled...

amifaiyaz 12

Tuesday 11 June 2013 2:49

I'm sure he didn't mean it, sometimes grandparents just like to jokingly embarrass their grandkids.

beneathitallxx 15

Tuesday 11 June 2013 3:26

don't listen to him! own that face!

MontvaleMayhem 11

Tuesday 11 June 2013 3:30

Maybe he needs glasses?

perdix 29

Tuesday 11 June 2013 3:34

It's Arkansas, you don't want to be the one he tells his friend is "the hot one" as he takes you on a camping trip with one sleeping bag and his banjo.

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