By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 17:06 - Ireland - Donegal

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
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Barriaultcory 16

When she has a stroke and they ask you to call 911 just tell her to suck it up

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flashback.miss 28

make sound effects to what he does and see how he likes it. as for your grandmother, next time she complains about something related to her age, tell her to suck it up.

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misspulkadot24 17

Ahh, bullying the overweight; how original. Tell your grandma that if she's going to be a bitch, at least be creative.

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olpally 32

Anyone can easily make jokes like that... It's okay.. She'll be dead soon. You'll win this battle. Take it with a grain of salt.

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Cristian89 29

Make old people noises whenever she does something lol

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Caitie_kid 8

What do you consider "old people noises"? Lol

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Sheh_fml 25

Creaks and outdated references about long-dead film stars?

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LegolasPrincess 10

Tell them you will not suck it up, and they can **** off.

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jasmine2301 25

What chu tryna say?

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kiaora_fml 11

When she falls ill and the family asks you to call 911 don't, just imitate a heart monitor

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aly_pinay22 8

Losing weight would be the sweetest revenge.

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DDiddy 12

How would that be revenge?! Yes, its healthy and a good suggestion, but revenge would be "making old people noises" like others have suggested. Don't judge if you don't know the whole story.

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Sheh_fml 25

I don't think people have the right to do that no matter what weight you are.

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DDiddy 12

I feel your pain. Something similar happened with my grandmom (but parents are worse). I just didn't expect it from someone I haven't seen in ages, who's supposed to be nice. Let's just say I don't talk to them anymore; not worth it.

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