By twice-a-day - 18/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curled up to die between the bristles. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Harry Beetle... The bug who lived... Come to die.

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C94Slim 7

mmmm keeps ur teeth brown and is a goo source of protein :)

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lv426master 0

Reminds me of the David Firth cartoon about the beetles. You sure you're not just formicating? Crack addict...

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awks 0

ngddkgwlyekysu thats so gross! I guess you can't brush your teeth to get rid of the after taste! ！(◎_◎;)

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amber551133 5

...well I hope you rebrushed you teeth...

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mrsnuggles 0

They're probably bread beetles, not bed bugs. Bedbugs live in dark places and only come out to feed on their host (you) at night. Bread beetles will breed in bread, cereal, pasta, etc. Any kind of grain, really. Find where their nest is, throw it out, and make sure all you grains are sealed. If you keep your stuff properly sealed, they'll go away in a week or two.

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ILoveYourDespair 0

Mmm. Beetlejuice.

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sykokitti 15

no you killed it with your hot ass breath.. poor lil beetle what a horrible way to die....

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