By Simon Cowell - 08/09/2018 20:30

Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
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awildwhisper 30

Well keep cleaning them or you won't have teeth to stain. I recommend not drinking tea, coffee, wine and other staining food/ drinks. Brush your teeth with baking soda to help remove the stains. Also go to the dentist please

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BurnInDemonFire 34

If you really were Simon Cowell, you'd be rich enough to have your teeth professionally whitened after every meal, and this wouldn't be a problem.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

If you really were Simon Cowell, you'd be rich enough to have your teeth professionally whitened after every meal, and this wouldn't be a problem.

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awildwhisper 30

Well keep cleaning them or you won't have teeth to stain. I recommend not drinking tea, coffee, wine and other staining food/ drinks. Brush your teeth with baking soda to help remove the stains. Also go to the dentist please

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Jeremy Phillips 18

For the sake of the people who know you, don’t stop brushing them. If you are worried get some green paint and cover your face in it - this will distract people from your stained teeth and allow your teeth to appear whiter if it is a darker shade of green.

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IcedSapphire 27

When drinking “staining” drinks such as cola, coffee, etc. use a straw so the drink has less of a chance of touching your teeth.

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