By dragonmirado - 25/01/2012 06:23 - China

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML
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dragonmirado 12

I thought it was blond for boys and blonde for girls. Like you wouldn't call a brown haired boy a brunette!

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Thisismypchere 8

You'd think that you'd know that he had several screws loose before marrying him. You kind of deserve it, but also FYL

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annihil8or 15

Judging by that he probly really does have blond hair

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kittenvks 11

I'm going to say YDI OP. I'm just going to assume that you got to know this man before you married him, generally that's the case. Stupidity at that level is hard to miss.

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Track1991 0

Haha what a dumbass, but maybe you'll get a sandy blonde tint.

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BLACKSAGE 4

Oh wow! He probably should of kept his helmet on lol

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kei1108 13

That was a ridiculously dumb thing to do.. But that is a horrible thing to say about the person you are supposed to love, don't you think?

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nvo 6

[Insert blond joke here] sorry OP...

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top2bottomHBK 0

Blonde* ur both idiots

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THE_A_TEEN 27

YOU'RE a bigger idiot. It can be BLOND or BLONDE. ******* moron...

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dragonmirado 12

OK, since we seem to be having an argument on genes here, my husband and I are from England, living in China :D One of my parents was blond, giving me the genes Bb while my husband is brown haired with brown haired parents BB. Since blond is recessive I think, that would give our children 0% chance of being blond!

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okieraider71 4

Have him shave before having sex. Your babies will be born clean shaven!

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