By dragonmirado - 25/01/2012 06:23 - China

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML
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dragonmirado 12

I thought it was blond for boys and blonde for girls. Like you wouldn't call a brown haired boy a brunette!

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Thisismypchere 8

You'd think that you'd know that he had several screws loose before marrying him. You kind of deserve it, but also FYL

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Comments

kyq 0

You spelled blonde wrong...

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kablooey_01 3

that's a bitch thing to say :/ yeah it was stupid but It's stupid of you to think that you're "stuck" with him now, as if you should have seen it sooner so you could leave him for an honest mistake.

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booboo1997 3

You should get knocked up by a black guy. Then tell him it's because of how often you've been tanning.

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yupitssoph 18

The evolutionary theory of use and disuse was disproved a longgg time ago.

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Nicolethebomb 0

And yet, you thought he was the perfect man to spend your life with. Either he was joking, or you have terrible judgement.

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ALQ_fml 13

Blond and blonde are equally correct. Look it up, and read the five or more other comments relating to this, before trying to be a spelling nazi.

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aggeon 3

Not unless he is a she. Blond is in gerneral, but blonde refers to women or girls.

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CH723 0

Don't complain. I bet he could spell "blonde" properly... Although he is rather stupid for making that statement.

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Nickramos 0

He has lived up to his hair color=blonde

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Nickramos 0

Chinese people are stupid too. S=something W=we A=Americans G=got

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