Love: Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook.... - FML

By blah56 - 23/06/2012 05:17 - United States - Vine Grove

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2022 16:00

Today, my parents couldn’t keep it civil long enough to get through my wedding without causing a massive scene. My wife was so upset, she got through the “I do’s” then left crying without waiting for the photos, so now we don’t have an official wedding album, just poor quality Facebook pictures. FML

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By AnneDuk - 11/05/2023 10:00

Today, another woman tagged my husband in a “Couples' Day” photo montage on Instagram. Some of the photos were taken during those “business trips” he was having, including when he traveled due to his “grandpa” passing away. We have 3 children and I gave birth to our last daughter a month ago. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By just great... - 22/02/2011 08:38

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

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MILs gonna MIL...

By newestallen - 09/08/2018 23:30

Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

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Really!

By fml - 13/01/2020 07:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML

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Why do people do this?

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML

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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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By Andy - 19/12/2016 12:38

Today, on my Facebook newsfeed, I noticed a photo of a coworker. In the comment section of the photo he and his wife had written "I love you" to each other. As a joke I commented "get a room". Turns out the woman with the same surname as my coworker wasn't in fact his wife, but his daughter. FML

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Jaxx66 21

Saturday 23 June 2012 15:01

I'm hoping you guys have a sense of humor, or I think it's time for a chat. I know I'd be pretty upset, or comment; "No honey, this is just the beginning."

llortemageht 7

Saturday 23 June 2012 15:04

Maybe he thinks it means 'For My Love', 'Fruits of My Labour' or 'For Married Life'. Or maybe he's just an ass.

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hipposrock101 6

Saturday 23 June 2012 15:33

Uhh, maybe it mean 'For My Love'?? :)

tnttse 6

Saturday 23 June 2012 15:50

WTF? -why the face?

Briiyahh 7

Saturday 23 June 2012 15:51

For my love?

Ryan_Jaxson 8

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:05

FML - Forever My Lover! XD

izzygarcia 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:14

Lmfao all bad you should go have an affair (: that's what my mom did -____-

Pandacupcakelove 26

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:42

You need to stop sharing all this private information! Seriously...

Spiral_Thoughts 19

Saturday 23 June 2012 17:17

*grabs popcorn and pulls up a chair* What are you talking about, 53, this guy is the substitute for my daily soaps! Keep 'em coming! Oh ho ho, I'm pretty sure Brody is Izzy's twin brother slash cousin slash lover slash mom! I have to tune in next FML to find out! Woop!

masmith 4

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:19

I'd slap the shit out of him IJS

Pandacupcakelove 26

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:26

Wow... That wasn't even funny, just mean :/ FYL OP.

jopey 3

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:32

Really??? That's really not something a husband should do huh? I'd make my own FML album on FB!

fmlbaby69 2

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:39

Maybe it meant "For My Love" not "**** My Life"

tyceabbott101 4

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:42

For my love??

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Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

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Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML

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Today, my wife of 18 years and I went to a party. We arrived and left separately, and didn't even talk to one another while there. I miss her. FML

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Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML

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Today, I love my parents, but I'm culturally obliged to support them. However, I always feel sad because I can't purchase and pursue what I want, because my finances will suffer. I feel like I cannot enjoy my life to the fullest. They think I have money all the time. FML

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Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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Today, my wife told me not to rush her during packing for our upcoming move. She's lived in the house for 30 years and apparently needs to reminisce over every single item. FML

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Today, I spent a good 30 seconds licking my husbands' penis all over before I drew back his foreskin to really start going to town on it, only to discover that under the head was covered in his stinking knob cheese. I threw up three times. He’s an adult man and can’t wash himself properly. Pig. FML

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